Paw was woken by the telephone ringing in the living room. He groaned and dragged himself out of bed, hitting the bedside cabinet on the way out. As he dragged a hand through his hair, he paused. Something felt different. He went in the bathroom to check the mirror.

So, apparently he was a woman now. Huh. He hadn’t actually changed that much. His hair was the same, his stubble had gone, but nothing big had really changed. He looked down. Well, except for those.

The phone was still ringing. He went to answer it. “Insano?”

“It’ll wear off soon.”


Please forgive the rubbish?