The only way to get to Hogwarts was to demonstrate magic. Film Brain had his work cut out for him. It was a matter of pride.

Magic often showed itself when the person in question felt threatened or in danger. So, he threw himself off Brighton pier. All that resulted in was a ruined MP3 player and a very wet reviewer. Jumping into the lion enclosure at the zoo and taunting hoodies was just as useless. He was about ready to give up.

Re-watching a certain online musical gave him a better idea. Now, where could he find a spaceship?