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The Dreaded Bowie!fic

So! It happened, I finally cracked and collaborated in RPF, well half anyway.

Title: Oh You Pretty Things
Fandom: Watchmen
Authors:

flwrpwr_vampyre and me
Rating: R, maybe NC-17, I'm not sure
Warnings: m/m sex, swearing, CRACK
Summary: Adrian inspires people, and gets thanked for it.
A/N: Yes, this involves David Bowie. Please don't kill me.

Adrian wondered if he'd really inspired all of these people hanging around Studio 54, if the rumours were true that his mask career had kick-started the glam rocker movement. If it had, he wasn't complaining. More boys to pick from.

He reached towards David Bowie's hand, and he couldn't help but notice a certain spark in the other man's eyeliner-clad eyes. He winked as their hands trailed apart, leaving a card with instructions to his penthouse in Bowie's hand.

Now all he had to do was wait. Ah well, the Village People were still available. Hopefully he'd pull the sailor. And in a pinch Freddy Mercury was only a phone call away.

However he was Adrian-fucking-Veidt and he didn't actually have to wait long before an assured knock could be heard all throughout his penthouse.

He opened the door to find Bowie in full Ziggy Stardust regalia, looking up at him confidently through mascara-ed eyelashes.

Well, that was going to have to change.

Not that it wasn't sexy but he wasn't going to be washing glitter out of his hair for the next three days. He had an image to uphold after all.

He tugged the man inside and wondered if he should just suggest sex in the shower in order to get the make-up off.

Unfortunately Bowie was engaging his mouth, so conversation was out of the question. He managed to drag them both in the direction of the shower and start it going; all without letting the glam rocker go.

Adrian Veidt was a man of many talents.

Talents that he hadn't even realized extended to figuring out how skin-tight spandex was removed when it had no buttons or zippers. Thankfully it took far less to remove his own fairly sensible clothing and after some purred suggestions of how erotic it was to be washed David looked far more... human.

His hair was softer, somehow, without the glitter and hair gel. Adrian wound a few strands around his fingers, marvelling at the texture. His other hand had dropped to David's waist, moving round and down to cup his ass.

"Shall we take this to the bedroom?" he asked softly, for once using his natural accent. He had a sudden craving to see the man's pale skin spread out across the rich purple silk of his sheets.

"I thought you'd never ask." David was still beautifully arrogant.

They sprawled across the silk expanse of the beds, pale limbs contrasting sharply against the purple of the sheets.

It was very rare for Adrian to have a lover as comfortable in his sexuality as he himself was. David's hands were sure, exploring over Adrian's body, discovering exactly what made Adrian arch and moan.

Oh, that was good. David was steadily moving lower, hands and mouth caressing every inch of him. His tongue was currently swirling around Adrian's left nipple, he noted.

Good to know that even glam rockers pay attention.

He continued kissing over Adrian's stomach, thumbs rubbing against his hips softly. Adrian slid his hands into the man's copper red hair enjoying the smoothness of it as it dried, enjoying the softness of his lips.

Just above Adrian's groin David stopped for a second, looking up and grinning at him.

"I suppose a blowjob is a good thank you for inspiring me?"

Adrian smiled lazily. "I guess so."

Adrian lost himself in David's long slow licks up his cock, enjoying the tease of it, drawing out the inevitable. He touched what he could reach on the other man, stroking his hands in his hair, over his ears and his cheekbones.

He looked debauched, kneeling between Adrian's legs and sucking on his cock, hair glinting in the low light. Full lips eased up and down, tongue swirling gently.

Adrian sighed, pleased, thrusting up gently into warm, wet heat. When he orgasmed it was a surprise even to him, washing over him and leaving him gasping.

David swallowed, giving Adrian a minute or two to regain his composure and then moving up for a kiss. He managed to press his entire body against him, making it quite clear that he was still hard.

Adrian smiled. Bowie was so cocky sometimes.

He flipped the man over easily. Bowie was slim without a lot of muscle and his body stretched out long and lean over the sheets.

It wasn’t difficult to figure out exactly where David's erogenous zones were, running his hands lightly over the star's chest and going from there. He was pleased at how little time it took before David was whining and begging for Adrian to just touch him.

His hands slid lower as David moaned, high in his throat and needy. His hands slid around his cock, tugging gently as he pressed that spot just there with his other hand.

David arched his back and Adrian grinned. He'd always been a quick study. Now, what to do...

Adrian waited until he had the man nearly incoherent with need before he finally licked a long wet stripe up his cock, swallowing him down with ease.

This was always a high point of their time together, getting to show off just how skilled he really was.

Not that that meant he didn't appreciate the feel of David's hands in his hair, his smell, the taste of him, and the knowledge that this was uncomplicated and easy. That this alone was simple for him. No politics, no plans, just touch and taste and release.

It was glorious to be able to shut of his brain for this, to enjoy the sheer hedonism of this act. He slid his fingers down, rubbing and pressing against his entrance. He didn't think they were, to use the crass term, fucking today but he loved the sounds Bowie made as he touched him softly.

He was still deep-throating at this point, and as he slipped his finger inside, David came long and hard, fists clenching the sheets and his hair.

Adrian swallowed, not letting a drop fall from swollen lips. It wouldn't do to stain the sheets.

He immediately got up to wash his hands, ignoring Bowie's whining about how it ruined the mood. He came immediately back to bed, still drying his hands and crawled over the rock star, dipping his head down to kiss him.

David returned the kiss, making noises about sleep. Adrian never let him sleep here; it always seemed too...intimate. A quick fuck was all he had time for nowadays.

After all, he couldn’t be caught with men in his house. His image was very important to everything he did: he couldn’t risk it.

Then he looked down and saw that David had fallen asleep while he was thinking. He rolled his eyes and smiled. He'd just have to make up something about how they were planning on collaborating, doing something Ozymandias related for David's next album.

He slipped out for a second to grab some extra covers from the closet in the hallways.

Coming back in with blankets, Adrian tucked him in and considered sleeping in another room. Having David Bowie asleep in his bed was bad enough, but asleep together?

As Adrian got into bed, he smiled to himself. It wasn't like his staff weren’t paid handsomely to keep mum, after all. And he had the press wrapped around his little finger.

Some things were worth lying about, if you wanted to keep them.

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Ahh.... I absolutely loved this. It's so hot to imagine those two very arrogant men go at it... and this was just perfect. I really don't know what to say, except great job and hope you inspire more fic between the two. And it'd be great if you could write more for them as well =D

I hate to say it, but it really is hot to imagine them together! I'm glad you think it was perfect, and thanks for saying great job. I dunno if there'll be more Bowie, I'll have to ask flwrpwr_vampyre!

Thanks for reading!

*flail* Now all I can picture is Ozymandias and Jareth and I think I need some oxygen over here.

*deep breaths*

I liked the characterization of both. I think you portrayed their arrogance very well. I would also like to see more in this line.

Also, the lines about who gets second-place if Bowie doesn't show made my cat and my husband privately agree to leave me alone when I'm reading fanfics and never, ever ask me why I'm laughing so hard.

This is win.

OHMYGOD. JARETH. \o/

I'm glad you liked the arrogance. They are both fierce bitches, yus. Flwrpwr_vampyre did a great job of writing Adrian, I was loving it!

Haha, I have to take credit for that bit. Adrian would totally have shagged Freddie Mercury at some point.

Thanks for reading!

EVERYONE would have shagged Freddie Mercury. srsly, a sexy voice like THAT? om nom nom

As much as I love him, the bunny teeth put me off slightly. The voice was bloody gorgeous though!

holy fucking hell i think i love you.
no joke.
ive been waiting for a bowie/ozy fic to come along!
and you mentioned my dear Freddie!
I LOVE YOU!!
HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!
ajkjjknFKJKASFOIFDSJKDSNDS sfhfdjkfdsjksdaj939TEWJHKFSJKFSDKDFS

mega squee.
and keyboard bashing excitement.
i think this was perfect. absolutley perfect!!

Oh GOD, I saw the prompts on watchmenkink and nobody was filling them. Even Comedian/John Stewart got filled first! We had to rectify the situation. :)

Hahahaha, aprreciate the sentiment, but you can keep my share of the babies, I'm terrible at keeping pets. ;)

Thanks for reading!

Comedian and... JOHN STEWART?
...I think my brain just broke a little bit from THINKING about that.

lol wut?

I think there was a Comedian/John McCain too, which just freaked me out.

...wat. oh god that would be HORRIFYING
ps you must write village people/ozy.
FOR SCIENCE

but wait 'til your essay is done.

You just made my night. ♥

This was too good, too good. I demand more. :U

Yay!! Happy to serve.

Thanks for reading!

I definitely shrieked "BOWIE!!" when I saw this on my computer screen. Just like I did in the movie theatre when I saw him standing behind Ozymandias during the credits. This is SO right. I love that you wrote this!!! *squeals*

Oh, and the thing with Adrian washing his hands? Totally the sort of thing that I have to force myself NOT to think about whilst reading this kind of story. I'm so compulsive about having anything gross on my hands that I can't stand the thought of just wiping my hands on the sheets and forgetting about it...no thanks. Haha, yes, that was a rant, and yet another reason I love Adrian (that is so something he would do) and your story.

Oh, me and my friend were raving over him when we saw it too.

He's very fastidious, is our Adrian. :)

Thanks for reading!

As soon as I saw the words DAVID BOWIE in your A.N. I knew it was going to be awesome. It's David Bowie, it's impossible for him not to be awesome. Plus I like how you made him both cocky and sweet.

Adrian is also made of awesome, but not as much as David.

I wonder if David Bowie reads his own fanfics?

He is made of awesome! And also the cocky.

He is a fierce bitch!

God, I hope not. I wouldn't be ashamed exactly, but weirded out that he'd read this? Definitely.

Thanks for reading!

AHA I was wondering when somebody'd fic this! Yay you!

>>>Hopefully he'd pull the sailor. And in a pinch Freddy Mercury was only a phone call away<<<

LOL

God bless David Bowie...he invented some amazing personas and gave us some damn good shows. Hope he's had an even more exciting life than his fans imagine.

He's got a thing for the sailor hats, 'tis true. :)

I'm sure his life has been amazing, full of glitter and wonderful people, and let's face it, what more could anyone want?

Thanks for reading!

Now I just wanna read an Adrian/Village People fic. ORGY TIME IS NOW PLX

Dude, don't put ideas in my head. I have an essay to write!

"Now all he had to do was wait. Ah well, the Village People were still available. Hopefully he'd pull the sailor. And in a pinch Freddy Mercury was only a phone call away." OH GOD I AM LOLLING SO HARD OH GOD

"David was whining and begging for Adrian to just touch him." This. HOT.

"Adrian swallowed, not letting a drop fall from swollen lips. It wouldn't do to stain the sheets." Only Adrian would think of this. *snort*

Overall, this story is made of sexy and win. =3

Yay! My favourite type of story to write. Sexy and win stories are fun!

Thanks for reading!

BLARGLE!!!
I love Bowie...you don't even know.
And I love Watchmen (Even Adrian, damn him!)
HOT!

There are people who don't love Bowie? *is confuzzled*

Thanks for reading!

Um, here is a me, do with it what you will. V. HOT. I MELTED.

"Now all he had to do was wait. Ah well, the Village People were still available. Hopefully he'd pull the sailor. And in a pinch Freddy Mercury was only a phone call away. "

I love how this sounds like he has a motherfucking list of possibly gay icons to call up for sex.

Yay, melting! Also, I'm following your Tony/Adrian/Bruce fic, so it's awesome that you've read this!

Oh, he totally does. Everyone's on it!

If he lived in our world in the present, this list would include Noel Fielding. HE COUNTS OKAY.

I'm literally about to update that thing. :D Like, it's a click of a button away. Adding you for mutual fic appreciation purposes.

OMG, someone should write this. FOR SERIOUS. Possibly a threesome with Julian? Incidentally, John Barrowman is on the list. Despite not being a celebrity in the 70s. I'm not sure how this was accomplished, except possibly Adrian being so fierce he travelled through time.

Added you back! Yay, new friends!

AND IF THERE'S BARROWMAN, THEN SIMON AMSTELL NEEDS TO BE INVOLVED.

OMG, NEVER MIND THE BUZZCOCKS WITH ADRIAN ON. IT WOULD EB GLORIOUS.

Somebody needs to write up Adrian's list of the faaaaaaabulous pop icons that he's most likely got on speed-dial.

Haha, don't get me started, I'm already trying to write NMTB with Adrian and a continuation of the Star Trek fic. There's not enough hours in the day!

hai there again.
i decided it was time i should read this fic again.
it gets hotter every single time.

Oh wow. You actually reread our fic? That's...amazing actually. Thank you so much!

sure did :)

i love it that much.

Adrian and Bowie! whats not to love?

JESUSFUCK.

The mention of the Village boys and my boy Freddie (I'm a maaaaajor Queen fan) about made me flip my shit. I almost lost it. Ziggy Stardust regalia? Glowing in Adrian Veidt's doorway? 'Scuse me as I spontaneously combust from glitter and purple overload. Those two boys are too damn shiny and famous for their own good. The outcome of the idea felt like putting the essence of blonde and glitter and ecstasy tablets in a blender and painting the town with it in fic-form.

THIS IS MADE OF WIN. YOU ARE MADE OF WIN. THE INTERNET BOWS TO YOU.

I KNOW RITE.

I had to mention Freddie, I'm a fan too! God, I'm sure we were on crack when we wrote this, there's no other explanation for the purple glitter.

YAY INTERNET BOWING. LOOK FLWRPWR_VAMPYRE, WE ARE GODS.

This pairing is one of my faves, and this was awesome (if not quite as silly as I was hoping for).

Loved how he wanted him out! as soon as they were finished. xD

Really well done! <3

Not as silly? Did you want more glitter? *throws glitter around*

Of course he wants him out! He has to make way for the Village People!

Thanks so much!

:twirls:

As I've said time and time again on my journal, Adrian and David are so meant.

I love how Adrian wanted out almost as soon as they were done. "Queen Bitch" indeed, lol!

They are, they so are. If only Adrian were real, it would be perfect!

He is the Bitchiest Bitch who ever Bitched, 'tis true.

Thanks for reading!

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