I blame you, wonderm

[keevacaereni]

Yeah, just...don't bother with this post, it was a dare, it makes no sense.

(IN TIJUANA)
INT. THE RESIDENCE OF TWISP AND CATSBY

TWISP IS LOUNGING ON A LOUNGER. NONCHALANTLY.

CATSBY IS PLAYING SOME POOL WITH MINUTE HUMAN HEADS. MULTICOLOURED.

(ON MOON)
COW IS CONTEMPLATIVE. INTRIGUING.

LUNAR COW: I HAS A SWORD. PEW PEW

COW REACHES FOR MOBILE AND DIALS THE NUMBER OF TWISP AND CATSY LTD

(TWISP AND CATSBY INVESTIGATES)
CATSBY ANSWERS PHONE

CATSBY: GOOD MOANING, CATSBY HERE PIP PIP HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE?

LUNAR COW: GOOD MORN, I HAVE NEED OF YOUR EXPERT ASSISTANCE

CATSBY: YOU MAY PROCEED

LUNAR COW: HELP ME RECLAIM MY THRONE FOR I AM THE FORMER KING OF ALL PIGLAND

(PHONE HANGS UP)
LUNAR COW: HELLO, HELLO?

TWISP: IMPOLITE.

CATSBY: IT HAD TO BE DONE. NOW, INTO THE TWISPMOBILE.

(TWISPMOBILE RIDES OFF ON A RAINBOW, AND THEY REINSTATE LUNAR COW AS KING OF PIGLAND)

KING LUNAR COW DE PIGLAND IV: THANK YOU MY SWEET PRINCES OF THE NIGHT HOW MAY I REPAY YOU?

TWISP: TONYS.

~THE END~