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Title: Warning, May Contain Side Effects (2/2)
Rating: PG-13 for swearing, sexual references
Summary: For [info]st_xi_kink. This prompt.

As a side affect of the mind-meld with Prime!Spock Kirk has the urge to seek out and remain close to Spock. A tentative friendship develops from all the extra time spent together but then it escalates into sleep walking which would be fine if Kirk didn't sleep walk right into Spock's bed and the fact that they both sleep in the buff. :D

Major Bonus Points: if in a effort to keep the sleep walking on the down low even Spock has been acting weird. Which Uhura notices and wonders why she hasn't been invited to spend the night for a while. And in a effort to keep their still very new relationship going decides to pay a night visit only to find a naked Kirk and Spock cuddling in bed. Flips out, breaks up with Spock, and realizes she should have seen the signs that her boyfriend was gay! (LOL) And despite Spock's efforts Uhura wont listen to logic/truth and decides to be the mature supportive friend urging Spock to come out of the closet.


Yeah, this took me forever, I AM SORRY. The end got away from me a little; I hope this doesn't disappoint. :)

Spock was very confused. He had been woken up suddenly by Kirk, who had been staring out of the open door with a look of horror on his face. The captain had stammered out something about Uhura and horrible, bloody vengeance, but had been unforthcoming about any further details.

Once he’d given the captain his last remaining spare uniform and gently steered him in the direction of his room, Spock had set out in search of Uhura, trusting that she would be logical and calm enough to explain what had happened.

He was mistaken, as it turned out.

Uhura was calm, but with rage bubbling under the surface as she told him she didn’t appreciate being cuckolded and stormed out. She hadn’t even given him the chance to explain the situation.

Spock could see how his behaviour over the past weeks could have been seen as symptomatic of infidelity, but there was a logical explanation, and if only Uhura was willing to listen, he was certain he could explain it to her satisfaction. She was a rational woman; she would come around in time.

What he had not expected was for her to decide to be supportive of his supposed new relationship with the captain. Uhura had seemingly decided that due to his Vulcan upbringing, he was ashamed of mating with another male, as it was impossible to procreate in such a manner, and therefore illogical.

She had sat him down a few weeks after finding himself and the captain in such a compromising position and proceeded to tell him how she was sorry she had reacted that way, she knew this had to be hard for him and she was there for him if he needed her. All attempts to explain otherwise were brushed off as an attempt to hide his illicit relationship with the captain, as though there was actually something going on. She had even promised to not tell his father!

Spock was at a loss to explain human behaviour.

*****************

Kirk couldn’t stop grinning every time he saw Uhura or Spock. As usual, the ship grapevine had done its job magnificently, and everyone on the crew knew that Uhura had broken up with Spock because he was unfaithful. That he had apparently been having an affair with the captain was the icing on the cake; most of the crew had been betting on whether they were screwing or not anyway.

Naturally, Jim was finding the whole thing hilarious.

Spock, however, was still twitching whenever he was forced to be around him and Uhura kept giving him these sympathetic looks, which was just weird. The joke had gone on long enough; it was time to tell Uhura the truth. His chances of a threesome were bad as long as Spock and Uhura were broken up, and some things were sacred.

The problem was that Uhura wouldn’t listen to him. She kept patting him on the shoulder and telling him she understood, in that way that meant she had completely the wrong idea. He finally grabbed Spock one day and dragged him to Uhura’s quarters. Maybe if she heard them both deny it, she’d actually listen for a change.

She actually congratulated them on having the courage to get together in the face of overwhelming odds, or whatever. Jim was surprised that Spock hadn’t actually killed him yet just to prove Uhura wrong, but maybe she’d chalk it up to shame over the relationship anyway. How the hell was he supposed to engineer a threesome under these conditions?

Maybe Bones could help.

*****************

“Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not an agony aunt!”

Aw, screw it; he was going back to bed. Although if he was going to end up in Spock’s bed anyway, Jim might as well sleep in there to begin with. Pity Spock was there too. And he wanted to talk.

“Captain, I feel we should discuss your recent night time behaviour. Clearly you feel some form of connection to me, which is the reason for your…cuddling. I believe this can be avoided with proper application of a mind meld to remove such a connection.”

Wait, what? “Spock, no. You are not fucking around in my mind.” Anymore than you already have. “Besides, you’re actually comfy enough that I don’t care.”

In retrospect, Jim should probably have closed the door; Sulu was such a gossip sometimes.
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