All of this has happened before

So, I got a laptop!!! In celebration of this momentuous occasion, I bring you crack!

Me and wonderm had a sleepover, watched The Producers (homoerotic subtext), The Mighty Boosh 2006 tour (homoerotic subtext and fucking hilarious) and Torchwood (homoerotic subtext, fucking hilarious AND completely mental) while eating lots of sweets. At around two in the morning, we produced the unholy union that is Torchwood/Boosh crossover!fic.

wonderm: I wonder what Jack's real name is.
keevacaereni: He's clearly a hippy, lives in a commune and everything. He must be called Rainbow!
w: Wow, even Howard would feel superior to that.
*shifty looks*
k: Ianto could meet him in a jazz bar!!
w: Rainbow and Ianto could go Weevil hunting and meet Vince!
k: He was raised by Weevils and wears a discoball boilersuit.
w: With wonderful hair sponsored by Rootboost!!
k: They could have a foursome!!

*frantic scribbling*

w: Toshiko's a shaman who marries the Crack Fox!!!
k: And Owen meets the Hitcher and becomes his apprentice!!

It was a weird conversation, I can tell you that. :-)